Jellyfish Will Rule The World

Hello my mushrooms!
How are all you beautiful people?

I'm a lot better now, I haven't had a really bad mood swing in a couple of days which is an improvment. Oh haven't you heard? I'm single now, thank the golden god. I never relised how stressful it is being taken. Anyway I  dumped him and I'm sorry but if I told you, I would have to kill you. :)

So I'm hoping all my cucumbers have survived the apocalypse. It wasn't a very good one.. but it tried so erm have a cookie apocalypse *hands cookie*

Oh yes the "Jellyfish Will Rule The World" thing. Glad you asked Fred.

Have any of you marsmallows seen a picture or something about this little Jellyfish?

This Jellyfish is called Turritopsis Dohrnii.
They have developed an amazing ability, they can grow old then reverse there live cycle and bascilly restart their life. They are simply, immortal.

So this Jellyfish will takeover the earth, learn how to fly and shot lazers out of there tenticles and rule the earth then destroy it.
That might be a bit drastic and they might just live in the sea and play the recorder or do whatever Jellyfish do, maybe eat something and take a nap.

Anyway lovely spoons reading this, it's 3 days till Christmas :)
Merry Christmas my mushrooms, have a wonderful day. And thoughs who live where it can snow I hope it does.
Here have a present.

It's not a box full of nothing just wrapped up. No not at all. It's a... rock?

Anyway I have to go so farewell my mushrooms! *huggles*
*jumps out window and flies away on a turtle*

Lot's of love Lauren x

I'm back

Hello anyone who is reading this.
I haven't blogged in ages, oh all the things I have to tell you lot.
Actually there isn't much to say. even after all this time, my life is pretty boring.

First thing is first, I probably wont blog again till the holidays for me as I am up to my neck, literally, in assignments and exams from school. I've finished two out of eight. I know it's not many but I have one nearly every day this week. I'm not even going to start on my Japanese test I have. I mean we get given what we have to say then the next day we have to say it, and we don't even get to look at the paper, we have to learn it by heart in less then 24 hours. What is this.

Anyway enough of me complaining. I have some news for whom may be reading this. I am no longer forever alone. That's right. I have a boyfriend. *screams* My first propper boyfriend who hugs me. I actually feel like I'm not going to die alone with my 10 cats. But omg I'm so happy. I haven't been this happy in ages. I never thought I would actually get a boyfriend. Omg omfg.

Okay, I'll stop on that. Hmm what else can I tell you, reader who isn't here. Oh I know. I'll talk about music.
Okay, I'm a 13 year old girl, with a boyfriend, amazing friends and I get good grades. I can be crazy but most the time I am very quite. My music preference shocks some people. I absolutley adore heavy metal/rock. You might even call it screamo music. But yep I love that music. I have recently been listening to
Fall Out Boy
Three Days Grace
Breaking Benjamin
Skillet
30 Seconds To Mars
Green Day
Linkin Park
And some other exellent bands. I love the song 'Monster' by Skillet. I find it so real and I can relate to it so much.

Anywho I must be off now. I have to revise and tackle some of my assignments and exams. Catch you guys later
Lauren xo

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Boo!

Hello. I didn't get to say this four days ago so...

Yay it's October! Happy October everyone. I love October, because it's closer to Christmas. I love Christmas because it when we can finally be a family if for that spilt few seconds when dad is here to pick us up. But we are all together so Chirstmas is special also you get presents. I don't like accepting this of people so presents are weird for me but I appreciate getting things.

Right any I have lost were this post is going to so I will just continue anyways.
Beware it could get random. :)

I like The Script. I only started listening to them last night and I fell inlove with there music. I like Hall of Fames. It is so motivational. I also like Glowing, Millionaire, If You Could See me Now and praticly all of there songs.

I like music. It is always there for me and no matter how I am feeling I can find something that describes it perfectly.

I got a new skeleton. I now have a small skeleton modle where the top of its head can come off. A really big glow in the dark skeleton which looks awesome when the lights are off. My latest skeleton to my colection is 25 cm glow in the dark skeleton.

I am going to look around to see if I can get a skeleton morphsuit because they are just plan awesome.
I got and have read the book "Gone" and it is amazing. I would defferently recommend you to read it but there is a lot of violence and there is a bit of horrible cruelty so I wouldn't want a young kid to read it. I would recommend a teenager to read it though.

School holidays are almost over for me which is a bit of a bummer. I don't want to return to school in 4 day. I would prefer talking to all my friends who live in not were I do, if that makes sence.

I watched Captin American in the holidays, finally. I was epic. I loved it so much. I am on a little 'mission' to watch all the movies that lead up to The Avengers. I have seen Avengers a couple of times and I love it so much. I have a massive Avengers poster on my wall and it looks beautiful! Loki is an awesome villian.

War Horse is another movie I have seen I had a bit of a freak when I say Tom Hiddleston and Benidict Cumberbatch ( from the sherlock episodes) in the movie together. Me and my friend were yelling at the TV when we saw Tom died it was so sad how could they do that. And then Benidict corners and forced to retreat. HOW COULD YOU.

Doctor Who, The Angles of Manhattan is on Saturday and I can wait to watch it. I absolutely love Doctor Who!! I am going to cry so much because I have heard that Amy and Rory die! How could you do that Moffat. WHY?!

I can't wait for Sherlock season 3 anymore! I have turned my brother into a sherlockian and we have had a Sherlock day were we just watched the episodes. It was so much fun! Oh the Falls feels! I need some Sherlock on my TV!

I have so much fun with my brother. I don't know what I would do without him. He is like a second dad to me but funner. I have sat with my brother and he was helping me with minecraft and he gave me a really cool mode for it and we found a village in the desert. Gah we have the best memories.

I really don't know what to say so umm thank you if you are reading this. No one ever reads my blogs but if you are reading this now, thank you so much <3

Love Lauren x

Callum

Today is the last of writing something short for 5 people. There is one person left who has helped me so much. It is a grate please to say this...

Callum, you have always been there. From the start. You were one of the first skuttlebugs I have ever talked to. I honestly don't know what I would be like if I never met you. I am so thankful that I did. You are one of the people who have changed my life and I want you to know that. You are a wonderful person, you truly are. You were always there. You are always there. I can remember some of our first conversations, on a Skulduggery group page. You are always so supportive and helpful. I know you have troubles were you live and I will always be here to help, even if you just want to talk. I love you so much, you are my big brother. You are one of the reasons I stopped self-harming, because I promised you I would. You are so nice, kind, funny, charming, cute, loyal. You are an amazing person and I will always be in debut to how much I owe you. You mean so much to me and I will always be here for you. I am not as self concuss as I used to be anymore, because because you are so nice to me and because I have been compliment so much by you. You make me feel special and you always are there to lend a hand to me. I trust you so much you are one of the top people I can trust. I can tell you anything. You never fail to make me happy or even just to make a smile appear on my face. I have no idea what I would do if anything ever happened to you. Never give up Callum, no matter bad things get it will always get better. There is hope so it will get better, no matter how long it takes.
Stay strong and be brave.

Donald

Sorry I haven't been here for a while was at a friends place. Okay, right. Today shall be for a wonderful boy who has been there from the start.

Donald you were the first skuttlebug I have ever talked to. I remember the first time we talked privatly on Facebook, I was apologising for no being able to be your friend on Facebook, it was the 25th of Feburary. The second time we talked, 26th of Feburary, I was getting up you for something, but then we both apologized and we have been great friends since. I remember all the times I would be staying up late, waiting to talk to you on my Ipod while you were going to and from classes and if you were aloud, during some classes. I am so so happy that I met you in that group and talked to you during chat, because if I didn't my life wouldn't be the same. You have introduced me to some amazing people and I will never be able to stop repaying you for all the wonderful things you have done for me and given to me. I love going over our old messages for ages ago because it brings back so many memories. I remember when we exchanged phone numbers. I have pulled out my phone, found your number and have typed text messages to you when I need to talk with someone or when I want to talk to you but I know you would have recieved none of thes messages because you live in the UK and I'm Australia. We have talked so many times I have lost count of all our conversations. You have always been there for me no matter what and I appreciate that so much. Donald you are a really nice and friendly and kind person and I am so happy I could be one of your friends. You are one of my best friends and you always will be. I will never forget you as long as I live. You have helped me through some of my troubles and I want to thank you for that, so thank you. You gave me a wonderful gift for my brithday and I love it so much. You mean the world to me and I would give my life up for you. You are a wonderful person Donald, you are funny, cute, kind, nice, amazing, one of my best friends, brave, exellent with words, awesome. You are so so wise Donald and you are a god with words. I will never forget your words, be a fish in the sea not a star in the dark space alone burning on anger and we are weather and weather is us.
Thank you for being there when I needed you Donald.
Be brave, never give up.

Hannah

Today will be the last of the girls. But this special person, is deferently not last to come into my mind.

Hannah. You are such a gorgoues young girl. You have such a kind heart and you always care about everyone. You are hillarious and make me laugh so easy. You are a truly amazing human being. If I ever got offered a chance to meet you I would accept it so fast. You are such a good best friend are always there no matter what. You have helped me when ever I have needed it and you are always quick to lend a hand. Just hearing you name makes me smile because you are so nice to everyone and I am so glad I have the chance to be you best friend. Sweetie I love you so much and not only my best friend you are also my sister. You are so loving, smart, strong and deferently brave <3 Even though you live in the UK and I live in Australia that didn't stop you making a beautiful card for me for my birthday. Thank you for that it  made me smile and it made my mood better. You can bet that for your birthday you will be getting on in return. Thank you for being there when I have needed it and for welcoming me into our group we have. We have so many lovely memories. I am so sorry about what happened to Claured. R.I.P. We will never forget him. Be brave. I would like to thank you for everything you have very done for me, every time you have made me smile and laugh. I can tell you anything and no matter how childish it sounds you always help me and never make fun of me. You are so eaasy to talk to and so kind and friendly, and because of these reason and so many more I can trust you. I can always trust you. No matter what happeneds you there for me and I will always be there for you.
So thank you Hannah <3

Emily

It's day two so, like yesterday I'm going to blog about a wonderful girl.

Hello Emily. Where to start? I have known you since prep and we have been best friends since. No not best friends, sisters. We have been through so much together and yet we keep on trying, and we always come out the other side. I cannot thank you enough for everything you have ever done. Girl, I am sorry I didn't tell you about the self harming thing earlier, I was afriad I would lose my sister and you would think of me differently, like a freak. But you didnt. You helped me and you were there helping me back up to my feet. You know that solution you told me? About the butterfly? Well guess what, you are my butterfly. Sure we have had some fights through our time and I'm sure we will have more in the future but you know what, that's normal. That's what sisters do.  You are one of the most funniest people I have ever met, you never fail at making me laugh. I know you call yourself ugly sometimes but honey, you are nothing even close to ugly. You are beautiful inside and out and you always will be. You are absolutely stunning, and Lloyd will never deserve you. You said about 'dieting' and you have called yourself fat, but we both know that isn't true. Even look, your own name fits you perfectly, you are a spark. Now we both know this, we are partners in crime. You've got my back and I have yours, until the end. Be brave Emily and never give up. You have made me so proud to be able to be your sister. You are straight up in that list of few people I can trust in this world and you have never left it for one second. We have made so many wonderful memories together. One of them is that invisible game we made in year 6 and 7. Another memory that only needs a two word introduction, the bridhouse. Oh and another one is Lauren and Violet. What about the Sims memories we share. And how could I not mention Speed. And whenever I touched those musk how they would break. Bub, I have no idea what I would be like if I never met you in prep, so that you for being there. Thank you for accepting me for who I am. I love you so much and I am sure you know that.

Jordan

So I was lying on my bed with my headphones wrapped around my foot thinking of what I should blog about. When five names struck me. So I decided that I was going to write something for each lovely person each day for the next five days.

Jordan dear. You are my other big sister. You have helped me, and so many others, with heaps of my problems even though if you are having trouble yourself.
You helped me through my issues eating and sleeping. And, like others, you have helped me through my self harming. And sometimes, your even like a second mother to me.
You words, they are so wise, meaningful, and helpful. When ever I think of you or talk to you I feel safe.
I don't deserve to be friends with you, but I am so glad I can be.
Jordan I love you so so much and I can't, not don't I actually can't imagine what my life would be like with out my other big sister.
Jordan, you are beautiful, infact one of the most beautiful people I know. Sometimes you don't belive that but honey it's true. Everyone around you can see that.
You have had days that you don't want to be called any of your names because you don't deserve them, but you were wrong. Those names deserve you I bet if Tanith ever met you, she would call you that same word she called Val, warrior.
I have trust isssues and I don't trust many people in the world but Jordan, you are the one of the top people I have and can trust.
You say the most inspirational words and are so easy to talk to. Like you said and I quote "We are a family" so sweetie I will always be there for you if you ever need it.You have been through hell and back but yet you keep on going and you refuse to go back there again. That Jordan is wonderful, and I look up too you for so many more wonderful things. Jordan sweetie, you are one of my idles.
Don't ever give up, I love you Jordan.
Be brave.

Hats and Skulduggery Pleasant.

Hello guys.

I am going to try to update my blog more often, like a few times a week or many even every day.

Anyway as the title says, I am going to tell yous about my hat obsession. Some people might be obsessed with video games, music or chocolate, wear as I am obsessed with hats. Yes that's right hats, not the normal obsession.
Lately my obsession has gotten worse and I have been wanting/needing more hats. I already have three hats but I just need more, so tomorrow or sometime this week I am going shopping for hats. With my obsession I got to be wearing a hat almost all the time. School is probably the only place I don't take one of my hats. Infact I am wearing one now!

So thats my hat obsession. Now to the Skulduggery part of this blog. As some of yous already know I am in LOVE with the Skulduggery Pleasant series. So my collection stands at 20 books, 4 posters and photos of when I was at Derek's signing this year and of course a big photo of Derek and I. Anyway but to the meaning of this part of my blog. I am getting another book! I'm getting Skulduggery Pleasant in hardback! I know it's only one book but I am still excited!

So erm that's all. So thanks for reading if you actually got this far.
Goodbye!

I haven't posted in a while so I thought I would say hello,

Hello.

Anywho, I don't really know what to post so....
I am really happy because I got As in English and Maths! I just have to wait two or three weeks for Science and Social studies.
My Skulduggery Pleasant collection is growing very slowly with 20 books! I was so happy when I was aloud to buy the Down-Under Tour Editions. I only need 3 more for 3 complete sets!! Gah!
I got an Avengers poster for my wall and it looks sexy! My wall is almost complete I just need to print of some more picturess.

Oh and thank you to those people who actually is reading this or reads my blog.

See ya all till I post again.
Love Lauren x

Gah Brisbane!

I have recently only just got back from my 4 day holiday in Brisbane. The only reason I went was to meet the one and only Derek Landy. Gah it was wonderful! I was shocked when he said he would sign all 9 books I had with me! He is truly amazing and I will never forget that evening. I may of waited 3 hours in line but heck it was DAMN WORTH IT! I was so happy and excited that after he signed the books I asked for a photo with him which he said yes to! Me getting a photo with a famous person! Not to menten a IRISH famous person! My grandma had to keep telling me to breathe while waiting for the funtion to start and us crazed fans to entre. There were some cool people there who dressed up which I though was AWESOME! I don't feel sorry for the people surrounding me for the night at all. I giggled like a crazy school girl which I am. I was so happy and excited and couldn't belive it was my turn to get books signed that I forgot to speak and was standing there, infront of the desk Derek was sitting at, smiling like and lunitic ( that I am). At first Derek called me 'Emily' because that was on a sticky note stuck to a book the people there gave us so Derek can look at it and just write 'To ( whoever the name was)' But I corrected him and he got the second book to sign from me ( out of 9) with a sticky note saying my name 'Miranda'. He was funny. I can't belive I actually met a famous irish person, Derek Landy. KADJSGB,BVHGXMFHlkbjksd I'm so happy I can't stop giggling!!!! xoxo

Later Lauren

*sips tea* G'day chaps.  Oh golden god that as weird. *le excited* I get to see the GOLDEN GOD!!!! AND WE AUSSIES GET KOTW EARLY!!! Here friendly person have a banana *gives banana*

Kingdom of the Wicked! The butterfly and the wolf. Golden god! Is there no stop in your awesomeness!!! http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/countdown_widget/extract.pdf If you haven't read this, READ IT NOW!!!! Or I might eat you. You have been warned.

I really have no idea what to say so I will just say this, 'The butterfly and the wolf' is going to be awesome. till I post again I will leave you with a awesome baby.